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IN LIGHTER VEIN: WHAT IS MARRIAGE??????

Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence (a life sentence)
Marriage is an institution in wh ich a man loses his Bachelor’s Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman’s finger and two under the man’s eyes.
Marriage requires a man to prepa re four types of "RINGS":-
    1. The Engagement Ring
    2. The Wedding Ring
    3. The Suffe-Ring
    4. The Endu-Ring
Married life is full of exciteme nt and frustration:-

In the 1st year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.

In the 2nd year, the woman speaks and the man listens.

In the 3rd year, they BOTH speak and the NIEGHBORS listen.

Getting married is very much lik e going to the restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
It’s true that all men are born free and equal – but some of them get MARRIED!!
There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later, he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.
Son: Is it true? Dad I heard tha t in ancient China, a man didn’t know his wife until he married her?

Father: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!

There was a man who said "I never knew what happiness was until I got married…. And then it was too late!
Love is one long sweet dream, an d marriage is the alarm clock.
When a newly married man looks h appy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
There was this lover who said th at he would go through hell for her. They got married and now he is going through hell.

( MY DEAR JAANAM J PLEASE DO NOT READ THE ABOVE!! J KHE KHE KHE)

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